Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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