well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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