You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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