You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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