The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Randomize