She said her name was "party"
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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