who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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