what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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