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1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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