That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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