Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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