I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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