turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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