Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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