So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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