I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Randomize
