just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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