bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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