oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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