Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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