I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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