If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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