Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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