R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Can Purell be used as lube?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
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His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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