I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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