the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I wish i was in the wii world.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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