and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i drank out of a bidet.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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