you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
True college students do jello shots in the library
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