I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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