I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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