That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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