ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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