I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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