when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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