i may or may not be watching the land before time
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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