Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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