4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
