she was so not down for the gang bang
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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