Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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