glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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