I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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