the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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