why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Bring me that man meat
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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