In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
its liver damage thursday
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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