So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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