Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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