I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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