i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
