If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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