Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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