i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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