She said her name was "party"
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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