Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
